Yes I am a pirate

ARGHH, You may have noticed that little Amazon box next to these words that your eyeballs are reading at a pace only glaciers can measure, if you have not then look to the left. Now you see it, yes click on it, now, if you are still reading then you have failed and i now don't like you any more, so try again, if you fail one more time then I might have to share my picture of you holding a incriminating object. Threatened? I thought so. So click or be damned to my downstairs cupboard for ever.