Shouting

I have come here today to shout at you, yes you, no don't turn around and ask if its really you, its you and if you don't know it then click the big X in your browser. Now that your gone I shall start. ARGHHH, there are so many things that I would love to shout to you about, but seriously, all you want from this is to get a little chuckle or to see me break down crying. But I won't give you the satisfaction, instead I will tell you something that no one else has ever said to you, ever. Here it goes.

Do you want to lick the left corner of my bed?

If you have heard this before then good luck to you.