Do not fret

Yes, this blog my be slightly confusing, if not completely insane and incoherent, but do not fear! For I have simple solution, eat 14 bowls of your favourite and jump up and down for 12 minutes, that should make you dizzy enough to understand this blog. And if that doesn't work then you can send me a letter and i will send you some special reading glasses which will make things all the more clear.

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