Smile.

Knees

Knees are actually ugly.. don't you think?

Ha

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Get it?

Hamster?

Hey, look, see that little hamster on your screen? If you don't then update your Java, you suck. If you do see it, then its yours, you have won, you have found the secret to life and everything around you. Yes your life is now caring for this little hamster, feed it, make it go in its wheel, let it free. 

You will now watch this hamster 24/7 until you cannot soak in its cuteness any more.

What do you want to see?

I now ask you, what would you want to see on this blog? Would you like questions? Me arguing with life? the decapitation of my close friends?



I leave it down to you, so comment and such.

Don't Bet On Fate

Fate is a dreadful mistress, many people believe that everything is decided before it happens, like everything is set in stone, written in the heavens even before you have experienced it. What do I say to this you may ask? Well I completely agree with it. Ha, what would I be like if I agreed with things like that, that's right, a fool.



Fate is impossible, implausible, totally ridiculous, and its only purpose is to make people feel like they have a purpose in life, like someone has given them a future. Fate is just another phrase for 'I can't tell you your future right now but I can say you might have one', silly humans, always making up stuff just to make themselves feel good.



So, yes, you have no fate, your life is yours and nothing can do your life for you. So take charge, grow up and stop blaming someone else for your 'fate' being a bit of not what you wanted.

I have stolen your spoons

Gravity Sucks

Gravity, apparently the most destructive force in the universe, it can rip planets apart, create black holes, create super black holes like the one that out galaxy is slowly descending into. But think, we are all beating gravity just purely existing. Lets put it into perspective, the Earth is roughly 40,000 km in diameter, 6000000000000000000000000kg in weight, and yet we still are able to overcome the gravity that it has on us just simply by bending our legs rapidly. We are on average 80lb in weight, of which 34lb is skeletal muscle, and only 15lb of that is leg muscle. So 15lb of muscle is required to overcome the gravitational pull of the earth, really puts down gravtity doesn't it? Comparing the weight of the earth to the average weight of a human shows that the gravity of the earth really isn't that strong, yet we have problems with it every day.

Obviously space shuttles are badly designed.

Staying Alive

Staying alive seems like the most simple task, sadly to say your wrong (this pattern keeps emerging in my posts right?), the most basic function we can operate is life, just the action of food and liquid keeps out body in tact. Seems simple enough right? Well it is, but the actual art of staying alive is hard, confused? You should be, the amount of actions your body has to carry out to just be alive greatly exceeds the amount thst requires you to acquire something to eat and drink. Which makes staying alive incredibly complex, but at the same time staggeringly easy.

Don't take your fact that your alive so easy, you work much harder than you think to do it.

Arghh Blogger

Well yes, Blogger went down, I think I lost 1 post which is okay, not sure if it will come back though. Oh well, Blogger has been going down a lot recently and its starting to annoy me. I have yet to recover a whole new blog that I started.

If it comes back I will put a link here for you guys. Many thanks if you are still following.